RileyWoods

I'm Riley, and I'm going to be honest with you: I used a calculator last week to double check what 3 x 23 is.

You don't want me as your quant.

You want me in a five-star suite, silk robe slunk off my shoulders, bantering about whether we actually are going to make it to our dinner reservation.

I am in my element in our private cabana, bikini unraveled.

Or, in the secret steam room at our favorite spa, where the only thing to unravel is stress.

And, of course, there's something about wearing my cutest lingerie to pop a bottle of Dom Perignon that will always make my heart flutter.

I'm an outgoing blonde with a Master's degree (not in math) and a stubborn belief that fun is never frivolous.

Since we won't be spending our time together discussing stochastic calculus (pshh, even *I* know it's flawed), I may ask you to instead regale me with travel stories, dad jokes, and details about your niche hobbies. 

I split my time between chess, reading about history, and going down research rabbit holes about my own niche hobbies.

Like, right now I'm getting really into coin collecting. I'm on the brink of a terminal photography obsession. And if you're a horologist, let me suggest right now to arrange more time with me than you think you'd need.

My main hobby: Travel. I travel constantly and internationally. So far, I’ve been to 34 countries, and counting. From summiting Mt. Fuji in Japan to wandering the streets of Rome, adventure is my raison d'être.

My bucket list: Scuba dive in the Maldives, Antarctic cruise, see the northern lights, meet and befriend Larry David, learn to fly a helicopter.

My ultimate goal in life: To help others and to have fun doing it.

What am I looking for?

Compatibility. Someone with a sense of adventure. Connection. Fun. 

Someone who can do mental math quickly enough to have gotten the joke in the first sentence. 

(And if you just had to go back and use a calculator, that's okay, too. You're in good company.)

If I sound like your flavor of trouble, please head over to my website and drop me a line. I'd love to hear from you.